Camel Toe Cougars have done it again

Kronos is back, feel free to leave your seat right now for a cold shower to counter your elevated levels of excitement.

It has been some time since the last post, and i know you are all very anxious to know how the legendary team the Camel Toe Cougars are going, and of course victory is the only outcome.

CTC 2 Bob Squad 1

Playin in pouring rain like the Real Men that we are, after 2 weeks with no training or proper exercise, the expectations were lower than usual but still in the Ass-Kicking region of the scale.
Off to a shaky start the Bob Squad (these names really piss Kronos off), put together some promising plays but they were too incompetent to conclude their efforts gracefully, that is until an opportunity was served to them on a silver platter:
Kronos intercepted a pass and decided to pass the ball back to the middle, but foolishly he miscalculated and did not see a member of the opposing team right where the pass was headed, the player was right in front of our famed goalia Rob Clarke, needless to say a small child could have scored from the postion the opposing player was in, and he did, the score now 1-0 in favour of the stooges.
Retaliation was swift and came without warning as a cross from striker Simon Cheah found Nicholas Fitzpatrick's run, the opposing goalie had no chance, scores level 1-1 and CTC back in the game.
An opposing player created a dangerous run but the defense pressured him into carrying the ball near the goal edges, an impossible angle to score in, yet the ball hit the back of CTC's net, but whilst the stooges were celebrating it was confirmed that indeed the ball had entered from a hole on the side of the goals, well spotted by the Rob and the referee. Score still 1-1.
Shortly after midfield/attack player Varun Singh, never having a bad day at the office intercepts a pass and through a short solo effort the shot finds the back of the net, CTC sealing victory at 2-1.

The second half needed to be played more defensively therefore the one-man defense of Kronos was replaced by a 2-man defense with sweeper extraordinaire Nicholas Biehl and defense powr regolare John Hanrahan.
Cheah and Fitzpatrick also starting off on the bench for a rest as Commando  Daniel Stein replaced the midfield/attack siding with Varun.
The opposing team was creating many opportunities which were dealt with by our fresh defense.
A few rotations of subs were needed to further strengthen the defense, as the opposition was desperate in seeking an equalizer, but they sucked in comparison so nothing happened for them.
So there you have it another win from your dream team.

I know I said I was going to post a double update, but I unleashed a lot of energy on this update and im too tired to write a second one, i know what im going to write about btw and its going to take some thinking, as it will probably be the best article you have ever read.
Munch if you cant wait.

For those of you who can wait, heres a sneak preview at a prototype line of Kronos Soccer Boots



All Gold, Titanium, Carbon Fibre Alumina Epoxy Resin Bond, Boron Suboxide, Fullerene, Titanium, Tungsten Carbide, Technium Nitrate, Precision Calculated Osmium coating to balance torque, laces made of Nitinol, and of course Diamond tipped studs, just to name a few.
Design not 100% completed, needs to be more references to Metallica, Rush and Judas Priest in the design.

Not the best post, too tired to care.
Keep checking back to improve your quality of life.

Kronos